ASSJam Episode 29 “Charlize Theron’s Camel Toe”

We sort of explain what the hell happened to Ike…almost.

To enjoy the story to its fullest, begin by listening to Episode 26 “Kojak Bang Bang,” in which Ike is kidnapped. You can then listen to the first two pieces here. The first of which, originally airing on The Irish Pubcast, chronicles his escape. In the second, he is rescued by friend and author of Better Living Through Bad Movies Scott Clevenger, and they discuss Disney’s The Black Hole while driving in the quietest car in existence. Then listen to Episode 28 “Wait. Xena Was a Lesbian?. You can then listen to the final two pieces here. The first of which, originally airing on The Black Dog Podcast, sees Ike at a family reunion. Finally, Ike and Lee Medcalf, co host of The Black Dog and special guest on Episode 25 “Sweet Sweaty Krogan Balls” debate the film Prometheus before a very special guest judge. WARNING: SPOILERS

And yes, there will be a test.